Terror in the corn

So what do Americans do for fun at Haloween? They drive out into the middle of a corn fields and have people scare the living sh*t out of them by running at them going 'yarrrghh' while brandishing chain saws. We went to a haunted corn maze with a bunch of international students. It was fun, but I think Andy had more fun laughing at the way I screamed and cowered. We had to walk through dark buildings where people lurked in the shadows. My least favorite was walking through narrow lanes with strobe lights flashing, being horribly disorientated then having the ubiquetous chainsaw people leap out. We went through a brightly lit 'autopsy room' with more than it's fair share of guts and gore. Everytime someone approached us, I'd push Andy in front for protection. This made me feel guilty, but aren't boys supposed to be the protectors?

So Haloween is here, but my pumpkin lantern is going mouldy :-(