Open letter to the f*cker that is ripping me and andy off

Yeah you c*** whoever you are that has my halifax account details and is ripping me off. Thanks to you my halifax account has accrued almost a grand of fradulant purchases and overdraft charges. I'm already up to my neck in financial sh*t. If you hadn't robbed me of any last vestiges of religious hope and belief, I'd say that I hope you burn in hell you f*cking selfish c*nt. You won't destroy me.

And it's still diwali, so as Lawrence Fishburn once said, 'fate, it seems, is not without a sence of irony'