Piss off, we don't want you:

From Monarch recruitment:

Thank you for your CV/Application. I regret to inform you we do not
currently have any positions that match your requirements and/or skills. I
can therefore confirm your details will not be stored or processed. Thank
you for your interest.

Translation:
Thankyou for your CV, we were kinda short on toilet roll anyway. This is the brief standard reply we send out to losers like you who would be barely qualified to make tea for our clients. Go now. I hear McDonalds has a very good graduate managment package. hahahaha. LOSER :-P

I'm not bitter really. It's not exactly my heart's desire to work on foundation design and contaminated land studies anyway.

Oh, nice Mr. Redshaw at BP is trying to stop their finance department screwing me so hard, so fingers crossed.

I've not been up long and it's mid day, but I'm sooooo tired. I'm about to go for a run- something I haven't done for an age. I miss it, but it's so hard to get motivated to go. I've also got my first Sanskrit lesson tonight, so I get to leave the house twice in one day, woohoo!